One Weird Family 1
by ~unknownvizard

Shego was just casually strolling down the streets of Middleton. You would think that she was on her way to cause trouble, or just on another vacation. It was a bit of both. She was actually contemplating on what evil plan she should do next, but could hardly come up with anything decent. Ever since Kim Possible had gone to college and put away most of the bad guys, everything had gotten dull. The other villains retired, and found a living. Drakken had gave up on taking over the world and now owned his own business. Which was surprisingly going well. Shego now thought that she was the only real villain in the world. It was boring without being able to scare Drakken, or go steal something for him. Although she could steal something for herself. Half of her did it for the thrill, and the other half was just an excuse to fight Kimmie.

The green villain blocked out the world and her thoughts with her headphones and blasted some music. Bobbing her head to the beat no one else could hear, even though no one was out in the rain. Her fingers tapped on the handle of her umbrella she was holding, and watched as the little drops of rain trickled down the ends of her black umbrella. Then Shego felt someone watching her. She ignored it for a bit, then swiftly turned around. When she spun on her heel she saw no one. She shrugged it off and continued her way. Then she swore someone was actually following her.

So being irritated, Shego pulled off her headphones and spun around again with her free hand lit with her powers. "Okay! Who the hell is stalking me!" She yelled but saw no one.

The villain glared around, trying to find someone until she felt a tug on her pants. She looked down and found a little girl soaked form the rain. She was wearing ragged clothes and was missing one shoe. Her small bony body shivered from the cold as her blue eyes met green.

"Listen kid, I'm not your mom." Shego said and turned to continue her way again. She hadn't made more than four paces when she heard the pattering of the child's feet following behind. Shego sighed and turned around, frowning at the small girl. She heard the growl of the girl's stomach and almost laughed out loud. Not being able to stand the growling, Shego dug into her pockets and pulled out a bar of chocolate.

"Here kid, this is all I've got on me right now." The green woman told the little girl as she held it out to her. "I was going to enjoy that later, but your scrawny self needs more food than I do."

The little girl stared at the chocolate for a while and looked back at Shego. "Chalk-o-late?" She mimicked.

"Yeah, chocolate. Now hurry up and take it before I change my mind and enjoy it myself." Shego scowled, upset that the girl was wasting her time and upset with herself for being so soft.

The girl finally took the chocolate from Shego and flipped it over in her hands, before ripping the wrapper off and eating the chocolate. Satisfied, Shego began taking her leave again. Then she felt a tug at her pants again. Shego groaned and looked down at the girl.

"Chocolate!" The girl said, a few stains of chocolate on the sides of her mouth.

"I don't have any more."

"Chocolate." The girl shivered and held tighter onto Shego who rolled her eyes.

"Come kid..." Shego muttered and walked ahead of the child who followed under the safety of the umbrella with the reply, chocolate.

~KiGo~

Shego stepped inside and held the door open for the child. Shego dropped her umbrella in a bucket near the door and kicked off her shoes. The child did the same, and followed Shego who went into a room and came back with a towel. She threw it at the girl who blinked and stared at it.

"Dry yourself up kid." Shego told her and went into the kitchen to make hot chocolate. When she came back with two mugs of hot chocolate she found the girl still soaked, she still had the towels in her hands and was enjoying the feel of it.

The green woman sighed and set the two mugs on the table and knelt in front of the girl. She took the towel and being drying the small girl. When she was done, the girl had a frown and her hair was a mess, which Shego smirked at.

"You're going to need new clothes." She told her, and stood to get a comb. The girl let Shego comb her hair while she enjoyed the hot chocolate to warm her. She was starting to like the mysterious green woman. Shego didn't really like little kids. But she couldn't leave her out in the cold rain. The villain mentally slapped herself. She was getting soft. Suddenly the door was busted down, interrupting Shego's thoughts and in came Kim Possible.

"Give it up Shego and hand over the..." Kim said, but her jaw dropped when she saw Shego smiling at the little girl who was letting her comb her hair.

"You gonna pay for that Princess?" Shego asked.

The red head could only stand there stunned.