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UPD 2 Что-то мне теперь лениво куда-либо идти

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UPD 1 Бва, идиотская спонтанность D:
Мы не учли, что сейчас Пасха и все отели и гостиницы забиты. Поездка в Эдинбург отменяется.
Зато мы едем на море xD

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У вас когда-нибудь были незапланированные и абсолютно спонтанные поездки?

Ракз и Моника сидят на кухне и страдают фигней
М: Боже, как скучно...
Р: И не говори, мне тут к экзаменам готовиться надо, а я ленюсь...
М: Как обычно >:3
Р: ...
М: ...
Р: Поехали в Шотландию? *скучающе*
М: Поехали... *также безжизненно *
Р: Прямо сейчас...
М: Угу.
Р: Пойду забронирую билеты на поезд, что ли... *вяло тянется к ноуту*

А ведь забронировал же! xD
Через три часа идем на вокзал и едем в Эдинбург

запись создана: 22.04.2011 в 17:42

Абвабвабва *фанючит*

Бэтмен: Год Первый - новый мультфильм

22.04.2011 в 00:48

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Batman: Year One
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One Weird Family 2
by ~unknownvizard

~Perfect Parent~

Kim Possible snapped out of her daze and put her fists up again. "Stop fooling around Shego! Hand over the child you just kidnapped and we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Your choice."

Shego stood and the child hid behind her, afraid of the red head who busted down the door unexpectedly. "Really Kimmie? Me? Kidnapping a little brat? Hah!" Shego laughed, causing the hero to raise an eyebrow. "You can take her, but we can do this the hard way. I was itching for a fight."

With that, Shego flared her hands and launched herself at Kim. They both fell with a thud and rolled on the floor, trying to hit each other. The little girl grew worried for Shego. Was she fighting the other woman to protect her? She was confused and just wanted the fighting to stop. So she ran toward the two who were still fighting and yelled. Of course the only word she knew so far.

"Chocolate!" The hero and villain ignored the child, so she tried pulling Shego who was currently straddling Kim's hips. The green woman lifted up her hand the scratch the hero, but accidentally scratch the poor girl.

Both of them stopped fighting when they heard the girl yell in pain. Her right cheek was bleeding a bit from Shego's claws, and she cried as she covered it with her hand.

Shego cursed under her breath and got of Kim to tend to the child. "Sh-"

"Shego! Language!" Kim scolded like a mother, and earned herself a glare from the other woman.

"Fine! Sugar honey iced tea!" Shego said and knelt in front of the child. "Let me see."

The girl only cried more and scooted away from Shego, afraid that she was going to hurt her again. Shego felt a pain inside her when the child moved away. She frowned and tried to hold out her hand.

When the girl made no sign that she was going to come near Shego, Kim decided to step in. She joined Shego and the girl on the floor and slowly stretched her hand. "She didn't mean to hurt you. Let me check your cheek." Kim said softly, careful to not scare the girl.

The girl sniffed and looked at Kim. Her eyes met Shego's for a moment, but left as quickly as she made contact. She got up and ran to Kim and sobbed into her shirt. Shego stared as Kim comforted the crying child, and stood.

"I'll go get the first aid." She mumbled and left the two. She came back with the first aid and saw that Kim had cleaned the blood and the girl had stopped crying. But her red eyes showed evidence of the tears. Shego set the case down on the table and left the room.

It only took Kim a few minutes to tend to the small wound. She opened the case to find bandages, and giggled when she found little kid ones. There were ones with cute animals and even cuddle buddies. Who knew a big bad villain would have kiddy bandages? During her time tending to the child, Kim had created a small bond between them. She let the girl pick out a bandage, which was a cuddle buddy design.

"Wait here while I talk to Shego, okay?" Kim said to the girl who nodded. She patted the girl on the head and left the room to find Shego drinking coffee in the kitchen.

"Mind if I sit with you?" Kim asked. The villain shrugged, and she took it as a yes.

The green woman took a sip of her coffee and set it back down, staring into the dark brown liquid to avoid the other woman's eyes. "I didn't kidnap her." She finally said.

"Then..." Kim started.

"I found her outside in the rain when I was coming home."

"Oh." Was all Kim said. "So she's homeless?"

"Guess so. Seeing how she was dressed and everything." She paused for a second. "Damn I'm getting soft."

Kim laughed when the villain said that last part. Shego looked up from her cup and glared. "That's not funny."

"Haha, I'm sorry Shego." Kim apologized with a smile and the other woman just huffed.

Silence came over them, but it was a comfortable silence. Kim stared at the other woman when she thought she wasn't looking. She though about how they would make good friends if Shego had stopped being a villain. She thought they'd make great friends. Seeing how Shego was when she was Miss Go. She really missed those days.

"You can take her." Shego said, startling Kim from her thoughts.

"Huh?"

"You can take her." Shego repeated, now looking at Kim. "I don't make a good par...er person to take care of a kid."

"I guess I should. I'll find out where her parents are, or if she even has any. If not, then I'll have to send her to an orphana-"

"No!" Shego yelled suddenly. "I mean...no. Don't send her to an orphanage."

Kim blinked. Why not? They bother couldn't afford to take care of a child because of what they do. "Well, then what else can we do?"

"Why don't you adopt her?"

"Me?"

"Doi."

"I uh...well. You know the whole..."

Shego sighed. "Yeah I know, the whole hero thing."

"How about I take her in until I find her a real home? We can take turns taking care of her when the other is out doing stuff." Kim suggested. The green villain looked deep in thought about the suggest. Her eyebrows furrowed a bit until she came up with a reply.

"Alright. I guess that's the only way." Shego agreed.

"Well since that's settled, I guess I should get going. Sorry for breaking your door." Kim said and stood to leave. Shego followed her and they bother saw how bad the storm was getting.

Shego really wished today hadn't happened. "Wanna stay here until the storm is over?" She said in a bored tone, mentally punishing herself for being soft the whole day.

"Please and thank you." Kim smiled and Shego rolled her eyes as she walked away.

"I'll go get you and Chocolate pillows and blankets."

"Chocolate?" Kim asked.

"Chocolate!" The little girl said. She didn't look sad anymore and perked up at the word.

"Ohh." Kim said, finally getting why Shego had said Chocolate.

Shego came back with pillows and blankets but found out she'd only need one. Kim and Chocolate and fallen asleep together on the couch. The kid was probably scared of the storm. She thought to herself and went over to the two sleeping girls. Kim looked like she was protecting her own child from the storm, and thought about how much she would fit at being a mother. Shego never could see herself as one.

The green villain laid a blanket over the two and gently picked up their heads to put a pillow under them. She slowly put their heads back down on the pillow and gazed down at them. Shego thought about the word she was about to say earlier when discussing about Chocolate earlier. Parent. She thought.

I'm not the perfect parent, but Kimmie would be a perfect one.

One Weird Family 1
by ~unknownvizard

Shego was just casually strolling down the streets of Middleton. You would think that she was on her way to cause trouble, or just on another vacation. It was a bit of both. She was actually contemplating on what evil plan she should do next, but could hardly come up with anything decent. Ever since Kim Possible had gone to college and put away most of the bad guys, everything had gotten dull. The other villains retired, and found a living. Drakken had gave up on taking over the world and now owned his own business. Which was surprisingly going well. Shego now thought that she was the only real villain in the world. It was boring without being able to scare Drakken, or go steal something for him. Although she could steal something for herself. Half of her did it for the thrill, and the other half was just an excuse to fight Kimmie.

The green villain blocked out the world and her thoughts with her headphones and blasted some music. Bobbing her head to the beat no one else could hear, even though no one was out in the rain. Her fingers tapped on the handle of her umbrella she was holding, and watched as the little drops of rain trickled down the ends of her black umbrella. Then Shego felt someone watching her. She ignored it for a bit, then swiftly turned around. When she spun on her heel she saw no one. She shrugged it off and continued her way. Then she swore someone was actually following her.

So being irritated, Shego pulled off her headphones and spun around again with her free hand lit with her powers. "Okay! Who the hell is stalking me!" She yelled but saw no one.

The villain glared around, trying to find someone until she felt a tug on her pants. She looked down and found a little girl soaked form the rain. She was wearing ragged clothes and was missing one shoe. Her small bony body shivered from the cold as her blue eyes met green.

"Listen kid, I'm not your mom." Shego said and turned to continue her way again. She hadn't made more than four paces when she heard the pattering of the child's feet following behind. Shego sighed and turned around, frowning at the small girl. She heard the growl of the girl's stomach and almost laughed out loud. Not being able to stand the growling, Shego dug into her pockets and pulled out a bar of chocolate.

"Here kid, this is all I've got on me right now." The green woman told the little girl as she held it out to her. "I was going to enjoy that later, but your scrawny self needs more food than I do."

The little girl stared at the chocolate for a while and looked back at Shego. "Chalk-o-late?" She mimicked.

"Yeah, chocolate. Now hurry up and take it before I change my mind and enjoy it myself." Shego scowled, upset that the girl was wasting her time and upset with herself for being so soft.

The girl finally took the chocolate from Shego and flipped it over in her hands, before ripping the wrapper off and eating the chocolate. Satisfied, Shego began taking her leave again. Then she felt a tug at her pants again. Shego groaned and looked down at the girl.

"Chocolate!" The girl said, a few stains of chocolate on the sides of her mouth.

"I don't have any more."

"Chocolate." The girl shivered and held tighter onto Shego who rolled her eyes.

"Come kid..." Shego muttered and walked ahead of the child who followed under the safety of the umbrella with the reply, chocolate.

~KiGo~

Shego stepped inside and held the door open for the child. Shego dropped her umbrella in a bucket near the door and kicked off her shoes. The child did the same, and followed Shego who went into a room and came back with a towel. She threw it at the girl who blinked and stared at it.

"Dry yourself up kid." Shego told her and went into the kitchen to make hot chocolate. When she came back with two mugs of hot chocolate she found the girl still soaked, she still had the towels in her hands and was enjoying the feel of it.

The green woman sighed and set the two mugs on the table and knelt in front of the girl. She took the towel and being drying the small girl. When she was done, the girl had a frown and her hair was a mess, which Shego smirked at.

"You're going to need new clothes." She told her, and stood to get a comb. The girl let Shego comb her hair while she enjoyed the hot chocolate to warm her. She was starting to like the mysterious green woman. Shego didn't really like little kids. But she couldn't leave her out in the cold rain. The villain mentally slapped herself. She was getting soft. Suddenly the door was busted down, interrupting Shego's thoughts and in came Kim Possible.

"Give it up Shego and hand over the..." Kim said, but her jaw dropped when she saw Shego smiling at the little girl who was letting her comb her hair.

"You gonna pay for that Princess?" Shego asked.

The red head could only stand there stunned.

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With X2 still hovering above them Shego shifted into another gear and sped through the archway designating they'd arrived at the docks.

Squinting into the distance Kim could see a large dark speed boat with what looked like green accents. That had to be Shego's.

"Alright Kim, get ready. On my go I need you to get out and get to cover. When it's clear get to dock 218, it's over there with the black and green boat. Start it and if I'm not on it in 5 minutes…leave. Got it?"

"Um no?! What about you?!"

With a grin and a wink, Shego reached for Kim's hand in reassurance.

"I'll be right behind you Princess. I promise. Please just trust me."

Slamming on the gas pedal the Porsche flew around a corner, with the helicopter carrying X2 right on their tail.

"Hold on Princess!"

Suddenly Shego steered the car towards the open bay doors of a warehouse. A place where the copter could not follow. Once under cover, Shego hit the brakes and brought the vehicle to a stop.

Slightly panicking Kim turned to Shego with tears in her eyes.

"Shego I can't leave you!"

"Yeah babe you can. I'll meet you in 5 minutes, just get your butt to that boat. Don't stop for anything. Understand Kimmie?"

"…but Shego…"

Before Kim had time to react, she felt Shego's strong hand slide behind her head, fingers at the base of her skull pulling her into a deep kiss.

Time seemed to come to a dead stop, but it also seemed to last mere seconds.
Kim was taken by surprise and had not responded to Shego's kiss.

Heartbroken in realizing the lips of the woman she'd longed to taste so many times were not responding to her own, Shego pulled back and let her hand slip from Kim's neck.

"I'm…I'm sorry I just had to…Kim I…"

"Shego…Shut up."

Kim lunged across the seat, and with both hands pulled her onyx haired love into a desperately passionate kiss, as Shego's hands slipped to Kim's waist and neck.

Slowly, tenderly they shared the moment. The moment they gave in to what their hearts had wanted for so long.

Tongues moved, breaths became short gasps, and plush lips became messengers of feelings hidden within.

Oh God yes...Kim...I love you...

Shego...I need you...

Breathing heavily they released the kiss, but remained millimeters apart, foreheads still in contact.

For a few precious moments they remained that way, just breathing and reliving the moment that had passed only seconds ago.

It was Kim who broke the silence.

"You better be there in 5 minutes…or I'll kill you myself…"

Smiling and laughing as they could hear the blades of the helicopter as it hovered over the roof, Kim and Shego shared one last kiss. It was a quicker one than the last, but they could each feel love through the other's lips.

"Hahaha...don't worry, I'll be there in 4. Now Go Kim…go. Please…"

After a worried glance at her newly found love, Kim's hand found the door release and she quickly stepped out to slam the door again.

The tinted windows blocked her view of Shego's intense face as Kim heard the tires squeal and the Porsche sped away back through the bay doors.

As soon as the car was visible again, X2 maneuvered the helicopter in hot pursuit.
The area was clear for Kim to make her try for dock 218 and the boat that she prayed would carry her and the woman she just kissed to safety.

The old, wet wood creaked under Possible's pounding feet as she sprinted away in the opposite direction of the car chase that was underway.

Just as the distance to her getaway boat was less than twenty-five yards away, the redhead heard more tires squealing from somewhere to her right. Still running but looking in that direction, she spotted the Porsche, and her heart dropped to the floor.

It was spinning out of control heading right for the edge of the dock. The car carrying her new love, only just barely found, was headed for absolute destruction.

NO...NO NO NO!

From what seemed nowhere the X2 and his stolen copter reappear directly across from Shego's spinning sports car, poised to strike.

"NO!!! OH GOD SHEGO NO!!!"

The screaming hiss of rockets firing overlaps with Kim's screams. Just crashing in the water wasn't enough for X2. He was programmed for no mercy. For ruthless execution of his orders. So before the Porsche could go over the dock, he fired on his target.

Kim Possible dropped to her knees, mere meters from the steps to the boat, staring in horrified disbelief as the rockets found their target.

The Porsche was blown into countless pieces, and hot tears streamed down the pale face of the redhead as she watched them all fall, aflame, into the sea.

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Я опять вчера играл в Silent Hill.
Потом мне ночью снилось, что я бегал с ломом по жуткому средневековому замку в поисках чего-то. Ко мне подходили какие-то странные ведьмы из Матрицы (?!) и говорили, что я избранный и мне надо пройти испытание. Не помню, что это было за испытание, но в конце я стал человеком-пауком 0_о
Потом мне сообщили, что мое предназначение - открыть ящик Пандоры.
К воротам замка притащили деревяный ящик высотой в двухэтажный дом. И когда я его открыл... из него вырвалась собака Баскервилей О__о
Мне пришлось стукнуть ломом ей по морде и закрыть ящик.
Втф... *ушел играть дальше*